Readers

I really don't know how many people read my blog, but I plan to make it as funny as possible.

1. Why don't eggs tell jokes: because they would crack up.
2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea: beacause if they flew over the bay they would be (bay)gels
3. I got my wife a mood ring when she's happy it turns green, when she's mad it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
4. A wife was watching tv. She called her husband and said, "honey, watch out some goofball is driving down the interstate BACKWARDS!!" The husband said, "Nah, there's several hundred going the wrong way."

Thanks for reading.